The Morning After Pill

You wake up with your mouth feeling like a cat slept in it and smelling like Kobus Wiese's dirty sock found behind a dryer after three weeks.

You reach over to your bedside table and pop in a capsule containing some sort of sweet minty liquid, you swish around your mouth and swallow. You lean across to your wife , the combination of your new minty smell and the long hard probe which the morning gifts, makes you irrisistable.

Tommorrow she may need a pill similar in name but very different.

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