A Eureka Moment

Guys like talking crap. And they like talking stats

Men like Milner will love this.

A Crapometer, this is a device which measures the volume of the crap you spew into the bog. It is simple volume of an iregular shaped object is measured by the amount of liguid it displaces. When we take a shit water is displaced. Our curiosity and bragging rights are never quite satisfied unless we can attach a number to our shit. If we had a digital display on the back of the bog which gave us the volume of our crap and also stored a list of the 10 biggest craps on our high score list, it would be a lot of fun.!


  1. I acknowledge people worship their crap, but somehow it wont sell


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