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Waterbnb

ArBNB for showers, sometimes you need a shower. At work etc

phonecar

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Here is the problem car lights on car door open locked your baby/keys/mother in law in the car someone bac=shed your car and ran you did not put a parking ticket on the car someone wants to buy your car you have a flat tire you are driving like a maniac someone stole your car smashed your window you are blocking my driveway you are in my parking spot All these events and more there was a witness, yay you are saved !!!! No flat battery, dead baby or keyed car paint One problem how to get hold of you, A note on the car saying that your lights are on is going to be really comforting, that is if your car hasn't been towed or taken to Zim. The app You enter the license plate number and select a message type and send The car owner gets a text message. A database mapping phone number to licence plate is all that is needed Select from a list of message types to prevent spam, death threats and sex fiends Maybe the DVLA ...

Door Handle Reminder

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I have a bad problem that I forget things at the last moment. for example I prepare lunch to take to work the night before and forget to take it. Worse Often I will even take it out of the fridge in the morning and leave it on the table and walk out of the door and only when I get on the train do I remember. I have tried putting post-it notes on the door, tried setting a reminder on my phone with mixed results. These things need to be fool proof because I am truly a fool in these matters. The solution my daughter came up with is a device which attaches to the front door handle and when you open the door from the inside it gives you a verbal reminder. You would record the reminder on your iPhone and send it to the smart handle. It would be a connected to your smart home. You could even remind your wife to buy you beer.

Poker Socks

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The sock is sold as a single sock, each sock has a playing card logo at the top ace spades 3 clubs etc You just take two socks out of your drawer at random and if you are lucky you get a pair. No need to keep pairs of socks together, make your day a fraction more exciting. Maybe there could be a strip poker spinoff to this Not like the image below but a bit similar These are regular mens socks not freaky Etsy socks

Oral Sex

Oral B , NO , sex  attachment to fit oral B toothbrush

Scan

Has this idea a long time. It is part of it really easy to implement and will be a killer billion dollar business if done correctly 1) You need to scan people and measure them exactly. Not sure if the scan is free, and legal data sharing model is very important. Business models 2) You sell access the scanned data for bespoke made to fit clothing manufacture, medical studies etc. 3) The main idea is the manufacture of 3D printed footwear, probably inner soles to start with. I am unsure if there is an excellent material which well suited to 3D printing and inner soles.

Symbiosis

OK Google Needs a bit of background. You have to watch this http://www.ted.com/talks/henry_evans_and_chad_jenkins_meet_the_robots_for_humanity.html About how bedridden person uses robot as a virtual body. The you have to think about how blind people need a guide. So one person needs a body another needs eyes. Google Glass can connect the two people. We have two people who together function as 1+ both benifit both are happy. No money in this but it makes the world a better place. The app is pretty simple just video streaming and voice like Skype, you need a website to math the pairs Brilliant

Cold Blancket

Been meaning to write this one down for a while and I keep forgetting and then remembering. Electric blanket but cool not hot. Quieter than AC , more energy efficient and way way more cool. Can it be that difficult to make ?

Just Eat It

First watch this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcJjMnHoIBI It has been a long time since we saw it. He invented the Genre. The plan is a remake of this song, whose central message is get people to stop posting pictures of their food on Facebook. Lyrics - Pretty easy to rewrite. Singing Davis : Wes : Rabson Dancing Girl: Me DJ: Green Filmer: Freur Mashciach:  Joffe, Song goes viral gets 1000000 hits , how do you make money from this shit ?

Cream

Hand cream, foot cream, body cream, heal and elbow cream, face cream. What is missing Head Cream,  here there are lots of bald heads and nothing to put on them. I need , we need , you need head cream

Ultimate Moves

This happened to my brother. I think it is a plan Moving house ? We book you a holiday and when you come back you move into the new house. Simple moving service and vacation all in one. Includes progress updates

Printer Paver

It is a bit ridiculous the way they pave sidewalks the labour is manual. A big trucks delivers blocks of paving stones. Men manually lift the stones from the block and arrange them them  on the sidewalk. Takes 3 men , two full days to do about 100m x 2m. That is assuming the surface is prepared before. The end result is pretty boring. Imagine the sidewalk is paper. The stones are the ink and the and result the painting. The new sidewalk downstairs was expensive and slow to produce and is boring The printer paver is a mobile printer which will firstly measure and then lay the sidewalk. The mechanical mechanism should be pretty simple. With computer aided design you could pre-calculate the optimal stone size and implement wonderful designs. Could even use very small stones and get intricate mosaic sidewalks. This could transform cities. Sidewalks could even be paved to commemorate things (like the ones in Hollywood) To advertise and inform. A whole ...

Google glass naked

Tablet hygiene wipes

The new Tea flavor

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I have seen every flavor of tea you can imagine around save one. Coffee flavoured tea. This is the ultimate.  It is like a cat/dog combo, you cannot decide which is better have both. A wonderful marriage of hot satisfying beverage awaits you.  Tea for Coffee and Coffee for Tea. Me and You and You and Me - even got the jingle

Insurance Claim App

Joffe's idea Crash app Crash the car , now the stress to deal with it. Who to call ? police, ambulance, insurance, towing company, spouse ? What to do. Take pics, take details, don't panic, don't admit anything. Submit claim , submit police report, get diagrams., app has all your insurance details. GPS could record the time and place.' This could be great but How to monetarise this ? The app has a check list, it has the numbers, it has a panic button, the claim form can be filled for you. Insurance companies could benefit, You would need the insurers on board. You can buy insurance with the app. The app could measure you speed and position before impact but that may not be a good idea or viable to have it running all the time. .

Wearable Ice

It is hot here damned hot. Try play Tennis in this heat - murder. Yet there are maniacs out on their bikes or running. Freaks, some people like to suffer. They say that 80% or something of heat is lost through the head. Sportsman will pay millions to gain any advantage real or perceived. I mean there were these fools paying a $100 for a small magnate  around their wrists which "improved" balance and made you a bit like superman or not. You need to make a cap (or perhaps a shirt - gloves) out of freezer gel inside a material. Surely a sportsman keeping cool would have an advantage and also be more comfortable. You put you special gel cap in the Freezer the night before, keep it in its custom made pouch and slip it on when the kitchen gets hot. All it would take is for it to be comfortable, effective and for one sports personality to wear it once and the next day you are a billionaire. There are also medical application like migraine suffers and pe...

Multisource shopping

Almost everyone has some ideas this one is from Pinto There exist already apps which can find the cheapest products from different supermarkets in your area.  The problem is you are likely to find different products being the cheapest at various locations. Opportunity for a service to take the shopping list go to the various stores and purchase the products each at the cheapest price. Is this viable ?

Electricy cost

Each Electrical socket needs its own meter. You input the cost per kw at each time of the day. You get a Dollar cost of any item plugged in. The TV cost me $20 a month. The coffee machine $1 etc.

Minyan Maker

Sometimes Minyans look for people other time people look for minyans. This mobile app helps them find one another when and where they are. Would need to have some sort of vetting for security.